All these little young kids aint got no direction
S**t, these lil kids is on everything
Syrup. Painkillers. Cigarette. Weed. Hennessy. Vodka. hahaha ha

I`m on everything (x5)

Syrup. Painkillers. Cigarette. Weed. Hennessy. Vodka. hahaha ha

I`m on everything (x5)

[Royce Da 5`9"]
I`m on syrup painkillers, cigarette, weed
Sober don`t interest me
I`m on everything
Bout to sip the liquor like it`s caine
Thats how high I am

I take painkillers to ease the pain
Though I aint in pain
No, we, ain`t the same, we drunk
I`m on everything

`Cept when I kick it, gout
Me sobering up, ha, alf
Cash rules everything, acid tab, hash, `rooms
I done woke up with a f-cking tiger in my bathroom
I am f-cking high, high, high, high
Menace to society I feel sorry for your mother
Me and Vicious on `shrooms
Call us the Mario brothers
Back down, we never back down
Never laid out
Can`t put my back down

Syrup, Painkillers, Cigarette, Weed, Hennessy, Vodka,
I`m on everything (x5)

[Eminem]
Painkillers, I call `em `caine pillars
`Cause they`ll hold me up when I take `em
I need a cane and pillows
I`m on everything

Sick when I kick it, barf
Me sobering up, fart
I crush ya brain like a pill crusher, lets crush a pill yeah
F-ck, I think I just crushed my last Tylenol 3 up

Grab the key up off the counter till the camp all left the crib
Man, whoda knew that 3 in the morning I`d still be up
Could barely see up over the steering wheel, crashed the whip, tore a tree up
On my way to the dealer`s, tryna re-up
Call me Brett Favre, spell it F-A-V-R, E, yep
It`s wrong, other words I just f-cked my RV up
Bitch, it`s on again yeah, break that Klonopin in half
While I smoke some chronic in the cab with Donovan McNabb
And I dye my hair back blonde again and laugh
I`m the real macaroni you cheesy bitch, I`m demonic with the craft
There`s a devil in my noodle, you angel hair pasta
Flows dreaded like some f-cking tangled hair rasta…
…farian, Jamaican, relax, man
I`ll send a f-cking axe at you if you insist on a f-cking accent
Bad and Evil is back with an epidural, c heck ya girl
`Cause after we prop you up, we propping her up
So, baby, come put ya feet up in these stirrups
Your boyfriend better find another f-cking whore to smash the stir up
We rap like we`re on

Syrup, Painkillers, Cigarette, Weed, Hennessy, Vodka,
I`m on everything (x5)

Syrup, Painkillers, Cigarette, Weed, Hennessy, Vodka,
I`m on everything (x5)

[Royce Da 5`9"]
I`m on syrup painkillers, cigarette, speed
Uh, classic!
It`s Eminem and him again, my sentiments exactly
I told that bitch to get at me, then the bitch attacked me
Kid you not, I`m lit up as f-ck, tablecloth tucked in my pants
Then I`m hearing dishes drop, `cause I walked away from my dinner with schmucks

[Eminem]
Then I aimed to the front of the K-Mart shopping center
Wit` a coupon book and a hundred and ten bucks
And a bunch of change and wife beater with a mustard stain
I`ll crush your brain like I`m crushing pills
What the f-ck`s the muthf-cking deal?
This s**t`s making me feel like I`m tryna do a muthf-ckin cartwheel up a hill

[Royce Da 5`9"]
How many bars, how many tabs?
A-c-i-d, y-e-s, `cause I`m sniffin NYES

[Eminem]
F-u-c-ked up, and it`s obvious

[Royce Da 5`9"]
Smoking Henny in my chest

[Eminem]
I`m B-A-N-A-N-A-S

[Royce Da 5`9"]
I`m a C-O-C-O-N-U-T

[Eminem]
Put this CD in and you`ll see
The sequel to Scary Movie, bad is to evil, the roofie to Roethlisberger

[Royce Da 5`9"]
You are gonna wind up six feet deep
Under that s**ts creek so I hope that you want preservers

[Eminem]
You could put a turd on the plate
Silverware on the tablecloth to serve us
You don`t bring s**t to the table
I mean your grill like a Seville when a mark gets murdered
You pushing the envelope, and I`m shovin` that whole post office further
Right off the surface, to the serpents in the darkest and the farthest corner

[Royce Da 5`9"]
How many bars, how many bars
Maui, wowee, sour diesel, how many jars,
To all my people I`ll be the Mars, mommy come on
She can actually wrap my nutsack `round the back of her neck in a bathroom stall
And she can just puke from sipping this piss from my 24-inch catheter cord

[Eminem]

I`m the type that`ll take a bath wit` a whore
Drown her, bang her head on the passenger door
When I`m stashin` `er in the back, smackin` her forehead on the dash
And its accidentally blowin`, a Benz jeep horn

[Royce]

My friends be knowin` that when I`m on a binge, I`m stingy
Even when I`m ten deep in a room with the MG and and wit` Lindsay Lohan and she on…